I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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