She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Holy shit dude........stairs
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize