Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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