I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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