is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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