Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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