Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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