if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My ass is underappreciated
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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