To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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