i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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