I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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