yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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