Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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