Pants 0. Shit 1.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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