also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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