just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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