I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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