it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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