just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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