Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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