"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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