If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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