remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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