I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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