So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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