How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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