That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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