I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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