So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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