I think my vagina is haunted
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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