He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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