Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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