They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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