We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize