I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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