He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize