dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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