Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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