Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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