i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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