that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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