Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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