Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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