What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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