just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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