I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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