So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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