Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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