one word: firstdatebathroomanal
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize