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I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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